Friday, October 20, 2006

Poor supergirl

I was feeling yesterday so I got weird a thought: poor Supergirl. You see Supergirl as the same power as Superman, which mean she is super strong, super fast she can shoot laser from her eyes and only kryptonite can Peirce her skin. Now the last one is a good power to have you'd say... but think about it poor Supergirl will be a virgin eternally! No human can pierce her hymen and superman is her brother, poor little girl. I hope she is lesbian, or as a very understanding boyfriend that do not want children.

Hey I warned you it was a weird though... probably even a geeky weird though.

12 comments:

anyflower said...

ROFL! When is your next vacation? I think you desperatly need it!!! As Yofed said: Get laid!!!

yofed said...

She could break her hymen herself, then there would be no resistance, weirdo! Fingers and dildos exist for some reason, right?

Krimpoff said...

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Piccolo said...

I thing this isn't a good idea for you to get feeling... You are asking your mind too much existential questions! Not good for you...

asaathi said...

Well yofed, you know it all come down to a problem of immovable object vs irresistable force. We do not know yet if superman can cut his own skin so maybe supergirl isn't strong enough to pierce her own. And do you think dildo are stronger then bullets?

yofed said...

Well, it depends why the bullets don't penetrate her skin... if they get destroyed on contact, sure, the dildo might not work... but if they just don't get enough momentum to penetrate her skin, then maybe she is strong enough to make something hurt her... It would be easier to tell if she was a cutter, isn't it? And anyway, I am convinced that she could enlarge the orifice sufficiently with her fingers.

yofed said...

And about "can she do it herself"... well, if she could not, an other man of her type could not do it either and they could not reproduce unless they were doing some kind of in vitro fertilisation or cloning... and then arises the problem of how they get the eggs... or any DNA

asaathi said...

Silly yofed, trix are... euh no that not what I was going to say I mean everybody knows that kryptonial only become invulnerable when exposed to the sun yellow ray. When they where on Krypton they where as easy to break as you and I

Krimpoff said...

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yofed said...

:) I'm not such a geek, and I am not really interrested in superheroes (except Spiderman a little, because my son loves him!)...

Wanna talk about klingons instead?

yofed said...

If Kryptonite can go through her skin, she needs a human surgeon to use kryptonite to remove her hymen with something made out of kryptonite, then no more problem. Happy?

asaathi said...

Well that could work... except that Kryptonite is also a deadly poison to kryptonian so you might end up killing her just to remove her hymen.

As for talking about Klingons well let me get a weird thought about them and then we could discuss it.