In my universe tomorrow will be do not wear a purple hat with pink flower and brown bear hand drawn on the back day. So I encourage you all to follow this culturaly significant day and not wear a purple hat with pink flower and brown bear hand drawn on the back. It is very important to my univers survival and cultural distinction, you see this holiday was invented 200000 picosecond ago when a demon wearing a purple hat with pink flower and brown bear hand drawn on the back appeared and started to remove the law of my universe by saying things like deadline and you have to hurry while increasing the work load the unverse had to perform in order to stay incoherent. The demon was eventually defeated on the day of tomorrow by having it drink a very hard mixture of paint, labatt 50, light beer and water while making him think it was the most weird of drink: green milk (which his way weirder then blue milk! blue milk was used in a galaxy far far away a long time ago, while green milk will only be used in the futur in a galaxy that doesn't exist anymore!).
So in short, PLEASE! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF PI don't wear a purple hat with pink flower and brown bear hand drawn on the back tomorrow.
Thank you, that was a public announcement of the asaathi workload is making him loose coherence and rational thoughts. We now return you to your completly non-random and non-logical reality. Have a nice day.