How can you be a D&D window? You can't be used to look into fantasy land can you? if you can.. get over here there is some hot elf-on-elf action I'd like to see ;-) And I'd like to see how Duan Windstorm will destroy the lich-god (or die trying!). Or is it like the windows operating system only you're for D&D instead of PC? if so can I get you cause you know that might be usefull for my montly game and stuff.
Other silly answer:
You're a Drape & Dance widow? is your boyfriend gai?
You're a Dumb & Dummer widow? now that strange you know the average american is smarter then that so imagine the average canadian!
You're a Dinosaurs & Devil widow? what the heck is that?
I could find other but I think this post has reached critical mass for silliness.