You know the warning againts speedo is not just for the sanity of those around you and to prevent disgusted sneer all around the world. Speedos where invented by Elder Gods to one day when the critical mass of speedo wearing male is reach open a portal to their own apocalyptic dimention where they will come to destroy the world. that my friends is the true danger of speedos. And yes that does means that the universe prefere barebutness to speedos.
This as been a message from the association for the survival of the universe.